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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another funny. Can we be bettter than trilobites, lasting 260 million years?-&amp;#13;&amp;#10;http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComick.mpl?date=20110628&amp;name=Bizarro</p>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>DAVID: <em>It reminds me of the story about God conversing with a Darwinist. The Darwinist says to God, I can create life just like you did. God says, &amp;quot;Go ahead; give it a try.&amp;quot; The Darwinist says, &amp;quot;OK, first you take some dirt and . . .&amp;quot; At which point God interrupts him and says, &amp;quot;Stop right there. Get your own dirt.&amp;quot;</em>-Ah David, you&amp;apos;ve started something now. Here are three about God:-1) God is silent, now if only we can get Man to shut up. (Woody Allen)-2) Is man one of God&amp;apos;s blunders, or is God one of man&amp;apos;s blunders? (Matt&amp;apos;s buddy Nietzsche)-3) CLAIRE: How do you know you&amp;apos;re God?&amp;#13;&amp;#10;   EARL OF GURNEY: Simple. When I pray to Him I find I&amp;apos;m talking to myself.&amp;#13;&amp;#10;                                                (Peter Barnes)</p>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2011 19:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It reminds me of the story about God conversing with a Darwinist.  The Darwinist says to God, I can create life just like you did.  God says, &amp;quot;Go ahead; give it a try.&amp;quot;  The Darwinist says, &amp;quot;OK, first you take some dirt and . . .&amp;quot; At which point God interrupts him and says, &amp;quot;Stop right there.  Get your own dirt.&amp;quot;</p>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2011 17:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
<category>Introduction</category><dc:creator>David Turell</dc:creator>
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